But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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