So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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