i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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