There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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