do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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