Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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