$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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