But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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