DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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