What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills