good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions