party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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