My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
