i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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