the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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