Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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