I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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