nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So much rum. So many feels.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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