check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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