PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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