Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got chris browned last night
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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