It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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