How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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Pants are for mortals
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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