HIV tests are more positive than that guy
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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