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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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