Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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