its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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