lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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