Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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