it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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