can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
