i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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