i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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