"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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