Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
please come you make the beer taste better
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
