Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
