please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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