is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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