no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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