How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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