I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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