he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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