talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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