Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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