Tell her she can't have a vagina
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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