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I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

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(347): View more from New York

Need sex. Gaining weight.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.

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(518): View more from New York

She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.

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(951): View more from California

Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!

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(720): View more from Colorado

Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.

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Glad to hear you raised your standards

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering

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(415): View more from California

He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.

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