I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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