I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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