How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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