Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
you would pick up someone in the library
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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