you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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