Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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