Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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