WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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