Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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