hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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