I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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