i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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