All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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