id be glad to
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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