just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
