This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
